Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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