I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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