I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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