Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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