Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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