Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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