Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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