he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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