am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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