We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
they're like a gay fantastic four
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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