Just cropdusted the office
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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