i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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