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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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