thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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