Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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