Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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