I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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