That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
God, I missed his penis.
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