I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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