i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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