She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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