I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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