I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize