My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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