yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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