Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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