David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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