the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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