Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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