I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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