About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
