To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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