I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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