Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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