i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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