yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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