I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Dignity is for republicans.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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