Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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