just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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