I don't think brook has ever known best
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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