Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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