The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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