Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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