Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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