I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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