If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You are a booty call, not a friend.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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