I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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