I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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