Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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