I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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