Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
