Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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