i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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