he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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