Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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