i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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